LOGIC taught me about the IF THEN statement aka “deductive reasoning”

oh come let’s be reasonable you God people. Me too me too I’m a God

person! Let's make a prayer of affirmation based on that book, I can help you

see how perfectly acceptable positively exalted abortion is, it’s right there

right at the beginning. Here is a gift to you from our ministry, follow closely…

 

IF GOD SAID  “Ahora hagamos al ser humano a nuestra imagen y semejanza”

THEN this prayer:

 

IF we are made in the image of God

THEN God orgasms every day

 

IF we are made in the image of God

THEN God’s gender is constantly expanding indescribable and sacred

 

IF we are made in the image of God

THEN God loves in the queerest most borderless ways 

 

IF we are made in the image of God

THEN God has had multiple abortions

 

IF we are made in the image of God

THEN God is fierce, and chic too

 

SO IT’S SETTLED NOW AMEN go tell everyone this good news ashé

ABORTOS SON DIVINOS AMOR punto y ya hallelujah